“Don’t go to Vegas, they shoot people there.”

Yep it’s racist, but a lot of people voted for him because he’s racist. It’s the sort of joke they’d hear at a party or talking to their friends, which lets them identify with him.

Here’s the thing: the NBA’s anthem controversy happened over twenty years ago. Criticizing the NBA in 2018 for its 1996 response is like saying, “Lincoln claimed to be against slavery, but he wouldn’t even send his kids to school with black children!” The context of the day matters; NFL teams would have swiftly…

Add in some scrotum from Waiting and some Christopher Guest-ness from Waiting for Guffman and you’ve got a multiverse hit.

Can’t believe you’re not including Waiting in this plan. Side note: is Justin Long still alive?

26. Listen or relisten to Royce da 5’9s album.

Oh my GOD, Panama. DON’T DO THIS. It’s fucking King Push! Fuck a Kanye, but i’m still eating off this album. From what I heard it sounds fucking DOPE.

On the upshot:

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

It used to be that crashes and deaths caused by driving while drunk was just considered a part of the inherent risk of driving. People drive; people drink; sometimes bad things happen. Such is life. It took a concerted effort of pissed of moms of dead kids to say that conceptualization was fucked up and it’s not only…

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

I don’t even know why they boycotted them, don’t even care.

Well. He is white.

Here you go. First, we institute a grace period of 18 months to 2 years saying that after such time, all gun owners must register their guns, be required to submit to periodic background checks, take safety courses, and must carry insurance to own a gun. Maybe we would have reduced requirements for single shot hunting…

Saying that this Presidency is based on white supremacy and enriching the rich is just hyperbolic.

Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball.

There was Chuck E. Cheese; but there was also the little known place called “Discovery Zone” iirc, it was basically the white version of chuck e. cheese. they didn’t even have the creepy animatronic (sp) freaky ass Five Nights at Freddy’s band 

Thick Hillary Duff!!!! It’s been so long.

Too late. I went to a bar in Santa Monica a few years ago, and they “served” PBR in “cute little” brown paper bags.