Manziel did play in a spring league. It was on Facebook ESPN NFL page with a clip of him throwing a TD

Which part was I wrong about?

Josh Allen completed sub-60 percent of his passes, had a 49% in JUCO, and is probably going to go number one overall despite only barely finishing over .500 against the Mountain West conference, all because he’s tall, white and has a big arm.

Man, he has an honest to god problem, right? I know Deadspin generally makes light of this shit but this is a man in the throes of an addiction who just can’t seem to find a way to help himself. This is obviously of his own making but it’s sad*

*If you’re going to comment about how it’s not sad that something happened…

Did you really pay attention to the video?

I’m sorry my dude, but this is bullshit.

USF grad here, but a UM fan for life.

The gators (and Gainesville) can go to hell, except if you possess a teflon coated liver, no work on Monday, and a good lawyer, in which case, you can have some crazy times.

Still wouldn’t take it over Tampa, Tally, or Miami.

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

So do you grow all your own vegetables? All your own fruit? Keep an orchard in your backyard for your orange juice and apple in the morning? Do you grow your own meat? Keep cows for your own milk?

RE: the photo at the top of the post.

Similar to how most folks pass up grocery stores to grow their own fruits and veggies,right?

Growing your own weed is like making your own pasta.

It’s much cheaper to brew your own beer but you don’t see that putting a real dent in Bud/Miller/Coors bottom line. Americans love the convenience of getting a guaranteed level of quality and consistency out of products produced by others, especially high maintenance things like growing plants. Most Americans want it…

Bwaaahaha

So you’re cool with the whole I’m-A-Piece-Of-Shit-And-My-Opinions-Are-Awful bit, and went right to pretending to give a shit about civil rights, that’s fucking adorable internet fundie troll rules-lawyering of the highest order that zero people are going to even bother to entertain for more than a half second…

It’s troublesome for your relationship with a privately-held company, certainly. However, free markets almost always require their participants to adhere to the free association theory; you can always take your business elsewhere if you find that a particular privately-held platform (like Facebook) is biased against…

Facebook is a private entity and can be biased in any way it damn well pleases. If conservatives want another echo chamber, they can go and build one themselves.

Private corporation. They don’t have to support anyone’s views. That’s capitalism, comrade. Don’t like it, go back to russia.

Going on to Colon Cowshits, show as a black man to denounce another black man while praising Justin Timberlake, is maximum coon. Ray Lewis, isn’t just in the sunken place, this nigga is the door man who leads you to the room filled with yellow chinos, beige slippers, and Carlton Banks, sweaters.

*facepalm*

Bill Maher is trash.