I hope the docs use the same century’s science knowledge that he himself believes in, so as to not cause an imbalance in the patient’s humours.

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

40 hours a year translates to 6.5 minutes a day. That is not training. Fuck, the National Guard trains harder than that.

So..let’s entertain your weak response in real terms. One semester of college, full time is 12 credits, that’s three/four classes (2 if you’re doing sci/eng w/ lab). You’re trying to say that a single semester of college should or could qualify and properly train someone to properly know how to navigate and respond…

What creeps me out about cops is how a significant amount of them treat the position as “just a job with a great pension and benefits”.

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

Clever. I would say that too, push for a lot of guaranteed money, and then totally kneel during the anthem. Take THAT you bastards!

Well why not? Dude doesn’t do any research, reads a headline and writes 10,000 garbage words about something that was always going to happen. He doesn’t read about how the average age of MLS players is around 25 and the average age of Internationals is around 26. He just sees one old guy come to the league, makes an…

this article rates 7.56 Haisley Units. Originally it was 5.56, but I missed the sly fluff of Ligue 1 and backhanded compliment of the EPL.

“I only came to a Billy Haisley article to shit on Billy Haisley. Thank you for your attention.”

No “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”?!

Welcome to Movies I Loved That Are Actually Bad, a maybe one-time column...

A few things: 1) Pretty sure the opening sermon scene happens AFTER the courthouse scene, timeline-wise. That’s why one says “I do believe the Monsignor’s finally got the point.”
2) Of course he doesn’t recognize the main characters, he was imprisoned before they were old enough to recognize them. They specifically…

Uh, no, you look them up. This story isn’t any more remarkable than when a cop shoots someone trying to hurt someone else. Happens all the time. The reason it is a non-story is because only 1 kid died, and that isn’t news anymore.

For starters, it doesn’t pass the test because the shooter still did damage. A good guy with a gun can only react to a shooter. The way to prevent a shooter is to make sure they can’t be a shooter in the first place.

It wasn’t a good guy with a gun. It was a trained officer with a gun. Perhaps I’m wrong but I’ve always thought the good guy with a gun was supposed to be a civilian with a gun in the right place at the right time.

I don’t know either of you, but this was beautiful.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?