I mentally mark these people as most likely to be the violent one.

“If you can’t stop all crocodiles from eating babies then why try at all?” Said the Crocodile while eating babies.
“Besides, I’m an Alligator, so your whole argument is invalid.” Said the Alligator finishing off the last of the baby.

Sooo.....Milgram?

“Ey, my man, you like REAL hip-hop?”
-AJ McCarron outside a gas station

You are doing the lord’s work here. “Doggy parents” are the worst.

In my experience, a sizable majority of dog owners.

khalifa kush is nice tho, and so are the whoopi and maya products

I absolutely want to fight about this. While I’m not anti-dog, per se, I am anti many dog owners. I don’t own any dogs, don’t plan to ever own dogs and think it’s not too much to ask four things of dog owners:

North London Dive team

A black person being on Friends is even crazier than the Earth being flat.

This is billy tradition. make point, contradict point, 10,000 words, Lionel Messi.

I can’t see the Gadsden Flag without thinking of this:

Guy in charge of the Arsenal youth team until 2013 is already doing this. Said they cut Harry Kane (when he was 9) because he was “chubby and not very athletic”... WHEN HE WAS 9!

Tottenham are having a great run at present, undoubtedly (which pains me to no end, as I hate them with every fiber of my being). But a great team? They’re fifth in Premier right now, and have had long stretches of uninspired meh football this season. Virtually every English club makes a couple of great-form runs per…

This is a weird turn.. I used to come to Deadspin for snark and to read satire that sometimes included knee-jerk reactions... Now Deadspin is trafficking in knee-jerk reactions, that aren’t satire. I appreciate Haisley’s love of soccer, but calling Tottenham “great” is a bit of a stretch, they are a top tier EPL team,…

Nobody likes you.

i hope you’re as quick to criticize them as you are with arsenal once the spuds begin their upcoming decade of austerity with the sale of kane to madrid

Yes, but the thoughts were at least clear. And no mention of Messi.

I like Stone Brewery’s beer and want to side with him, but that beard makes it hard for me to be sympathetic.

Craft beer enthusiast seems unstable and douchey? Well that’s a new one on me!

I’m all for sticking it to the man, but Koch really comes across like an Arrogant Bastard in that video.