My wife asks for excel help too but does it by showing me her screen, then saying “why isn’t this working” without telling me: what isn’t working, what she’s trying to do, what she already tried, ect...

I like to have a bowl of cereal for dessert each night and my wife feels the same way you do. Told her she better never go to an Asian country they way they slurp noodles. 

You married? Mrs. Vicious and I love each other very much but I promise she’d be able to fill multiple articles worth of shit like this about me. The thing is she GETS to talk about all the annoying things I do BECAUSE she loves me so much.

I’ve never liked leftovers. Just the name alone, leftovers; not that appealing. Also seems weird to me to eat something for dinner, then have it again for lunch the next day.

And HE fucking voted by mail.

Just like their opposition to the ACA.

Would be cool if there was an arm of this site that covered sports stuff...

SO I think your last part is the most important: you’re advocating for people to essentially remain sheltered in place.

But none of what you just said convinces me doing nothing/opening up the economy is a good idea. Sweden may have “flattened the curve” but has more per capital deaths than we do (as well as a lot more than Norway/Finland, neighbors who enacted strict stay-at-home rules).

Please cite your sources regarding Sweden flattening the curve. This says otherwise:

Whoops def mean 1 million not 10. 

Not to mention medical bills those 20 million would get stuck with. 

Sweden has 10 million people. US has about 330 million people. Conservatively that’s like 10 million people dead. 

Look at Norway & Finland vs. Sweden’s response. Norway and Finland both locked down pretty heavily. Norway (3.37) and Finland (2.56) have much lower COVID deaths per capital than Sweden (17.3). They also are seeing cases declining where Sweden isn’t yet. (USA is 13.1 COVID deaths per capita).

My favorite is the high school teachers recording videos of them signing & telling their students how much they miss them. Do they not know teenagers?  What kid wants to watch their geometry teacher sing songs from the movie Trolls? Give me a fucking break.

Like who wants to watch James fucking Marsden singing a shitty song?  Like not even James Marsdens parents want to see that. 

Hey me too! I’ll have Taco Bell (RIP double decker taco) before Chipotle.  It’s just so bland and not good.  Burritos are like 90% rice; I don’t need that filler bullshit. 

People that like Chipotle also consider Olive Garden Italian food. 

Jokes aside I think you’re right. White people in general aren’t used to getting told NO. See these stay-at-home protesters. That all stems from them getting told NO. NO you can’t buy lawn fertilizer, no you can’t just go to the beach, ect...

Id say smart vs. intelligent.  Smart enough to take advantage of the system to amass wealth, not intelligent enough to think $1200 could last someone 10 weeks AND to say that on live TV.