Landry sounds like that guy on every HS team that everyone hates. Always trying that rah rah shit, play ball bro.  

He’s Cole. Lol Cole took all the Ls on Martin. Big Shirley, No Job, living with his mom. 

NATO is an acronym that is pronounced how the word is spelled not N.A.T.O.

The NBA has max contracts. . LeBron is maxed, BG is close but not. That’s a very rough explanation butbyea.  If there were no max you best believe LBJ is making close to $50/yr.

I can get a 20 piece nuggets at McDonalds for $5.  That same $5 at a grocery store (not even whole foods for fucks sake) gets me like an apple and a head of iceberg lettuce. 

Let’s not forget about people my age (32) who were told in elementary school and HS that “going to college will be enough” then they got a degree in underwater basket-weaving that they took out a shit ton of loans to get.

HE WORE A TAN SUIT!

Rich people are CHEAP AS FUCK.  That’s (one of) the reasons why they are rich.  Then they come up with some bullshit argument that “it’s the principal of thing, not the dollar amount.” Trying to justify their cheapness. 

“So I was taking my 10-year old Destineeeeeey to school today”

Dude made a burner account just to comment on this shit.

+1 Colorado hotel room

Yea I’m 32 and we were taught in HS to see what you hit. Basically put your facemask in dudes chest.

Can minorities have ANYTHING? Now white people want to get discriminated against too?

Breeeeeezy caught the twooo piece....

It varies by league. In La Liga (Spain) players have to buy out their own contracts like dude said above.  Not that way in Premier League or others.

And you best believe when I get to watch an Arsenal game on the big TV and shes watching a show on the iPad she DOES NOT use headphones and turns her show up louder than the game.

Right there with ya. Mrs. Vicious never uses the god damn cutting board. Then wonders why our knives are dull as shit. Cutting 1 tiny piece of fruit; let me grab the butcher knife then put it in the dishwasher.

+1 Billy Redtits

Enes Kanter’s dad. I believe he’s more politically active than Ozils parents but still.

And if Ozil is relied upon to win tackles then the manager may have some explaining to do.