Stick to Sports. Led Zep at 15? Right. 

Iron Maiden? Excellent! <Guitar shreddery>

“young Antonio Gates clones”...this is more than you have mentioned the Chargers in the last 75 Football Jamboroos. I will take it! 

Great analysis of the Chargers. Did nothing about the interior DLine. Yeah they drafted an interior DLineman. Too content to be pretty good at too many positions? They have an top flight qb, top flight wr, 2 top flight pass rushers, 2 top flight corners, drafted a top safety, made a trade for a pro bowl Olineman. But…

Clearly you are a clueless jackass. Half of the time these bands PAY to open for your “headliner”. They work hard selling tickets, and sometimes, they even outdraw your “headliner”. But you are right, they should play 20 minutes, because why should be inconvenienced having to stand there through multiple bands, when…

Except Lynyrd Skynyrd was a real person.

XFL Brought you the skycam...and your Madden vision, or whatever the fuck it is called. I am sending you an RKO for Xmas.

Today is the day Dimebag Darrell Abbott Pantera was murdered....in his honor, what is your favorite Pantera song? (Come on Drew...dont let me down)

So they are starting Peterman against Bosa and Ingram....smart move...Taylor should be back in the 2nd quarter after they peel Peterman off the turf with a paint scraper.

Another QB benched early in his career that did ok...some dude name Drew Brees. Was benched for Flutie Flakes in San Diego (tear...), and came back and had a pretty ok career. Please send me my free beer. Thanks!

Stafford’s best weapon is retired. His offensive line has been utter shit his whole career. He has played with no running game. He has played with no defense. But yes, please tell me again how it is now or never for Stafford. They should have traded him to the Jags, so at least he would have some weapons, and a…

“Meanwhile, I got more letters this year from Titans fans.” In The Nation’s defense, readin and writin aint exactly what Raiduh fans do very well.

I blame this stupidity on all the celebrities that moved to Canada after Trump won the election.

Drew, you could have saved a lot of typing by just saying “Why your team sucks....well because they’re the Cleveland Browns”. We all would have understood

Scorpions!!! Yes!!!

For a second I thought I was watching the NFL draft.

Hey, it’s worked for Archie Manning for 20 years. Why not!

I didnt see any mention of heading to your safe zone after taking offense. I believe there are tissues there to wipe away your tears.

Drew,

LA here we cum!