...And then, 2 months later, society comes to a screeching halt and civilization as we know it collapses fully. Two months, that’s all it took for us to deplete our reserves of oil and rubber.

Toyota design sucks. (Prius, WTF???)

Because

When the V50 came out I LUSTED after that car right about when I thought it was time to let go of the Miata. Opted for a bigger secondary vehicle instead (Sienna - we have 3 kids) which has been great.

You’re not getting old. Slow car fast is always better than fast car slow.

Come on! I’ve owned 5 911's and will definitely say these are the best cars they’ve made. I’ll admit that, personally, I find them a little too fast these days, but I guess I’m starting to get old. Plus, the GTS is no sacred cow — just an end of the model run option package designed to keep interest up and stop…

That chart is missing the GTS, GTS 4, GTS 4 Targa, GTS Cabriolet, GTS 4 Cabriolet, GT3, and the GT3 RS.

PORSCHE, YOU’RE DEAD TO ME AGAIN.

I misread the title and didn’t realize that this was about these cars’ owners rather than a personification of the brand. This makes less sense now. I have no idea what a TVR owner looks like, but they’ve got to be at least a little insane.

TVR would fuck you up proper, assuming they’re able to escape whatever Supermax they’re locked away in. It’d be a nightmarish scene, and while TVR would win, they’d sustain more than a few life-threatening injuries - and they’re promptly ignore them, knock back some shots of grain alcohol, and light up a smoke.

Counterpoint: Even with traffic, commuting is way more fun when you’ve got something to do. Rev-matching is fun.

FRS/BRZ, MX5. Hell, go find a base model BMW 228i with very few options and that somewhat meets the no-frills requirement and it's faster than most cars out there.

What is this?

It’s an XJS kinda day.

Behold the Toyota Racing Development Prius Hybrid, because that’s actually not a contradiction in terms or an oxymoron. Apparently. [Photo: Kat Callahan/Jalopnik]

You prefer that one?

(Pictured: you)

Oh please get fucked. Your rant is a 1000×more annoying than the NASCAR joke of the weekend that’s repeated 1000 times.

Ah, “those” owners. I’ve learned to just go glossy eyed and blank faced until they stop talking, and then exit the convo ASAP. They are the ones who won’t beleive any evidence you present if it’s against what they believe about their cars.