Nah...I saw one today that said police shouldn’t have guns. That one still takes the cake for dumbest shit of the day.

Yeah...there’s way too many of them. If it were like 3 or 4 of them riding together, then go for it. You’re encased inside a 2 ton hunk of steel and they’re exposed, you win. But there is no way you could take out that entire group of them...you’re bound to miss a few.

SR20 + 5spd swap.

In NYC recently, one of the news channels exposed this 25 year old girl who would dress like an old homeless lady and beg around 5th ave during the day and then go home and go out clubbing. That shit does happen, and it's despicable.

I don’t think the backlash is against craft beer itself. It’s that craft beer is the cool trendy thing now and everyone and their mother is a wannabe beer aficionado. I have a few asshole friends like that who will look at me like I just kicked their dog if I suggest we get something like High Life to drink in the…

I worked in a music store with 100 guitars on the wall at any given time ranging from $150 at the cheapest to $4000 at the most expensive. Children were the bane of my existence in that place. It amazed me how often parents would come in and let their little kids just run around touching shit (“DO NOT TOUCH” signs…

For cars such as this? Absolutely.

If I find peas in my guac, someone’s getting stabbed.

This one makes me want to go fast:

Gotta love when they hide the 40s in their ultra baggy 90’s skater pants.

Bernie Sanders all the way. Hilary is a corporate pawn just like the rest, she’s just slightly better at pretending she gives a fuck about you.

OMG logic!

Fuck Christian values. I don’t need a fairy tale book and some jerk-off at a podium to tell me what it is to be a decent person. Religion is responsible for more war and death throughout history than pretty much anything.

Our country was created, founded and runs on two values. Money and power. If you believe any of our politicians actually uphold the Christian values they blabber on about, then you are incredibly naive and ignorant of what is going on around you. They don’t give a fuck about you, or me, or Jalopnik, or Christian…

Porsche. Always.

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Fuck what anyone else says. S65 AMG Coupe wins. This car is a fantastic monument to excess and I love every bit of it.

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Ridiculous. Batteries should be in the trunk.