OMG logic!

Fuck Christian values. I don’t need a fairy tale book and some jerk-off at a podium to tell me what it is to be a decent person. Religion is responsible for more war and death throughout history than pretty much anything.

Our country was created, founded and runs on two values. Money and power. If you believe any of our politicians actually uphold the Christian values they blabber on about, then you are incredibly naive and ignorant of what is going on around you. They don’t give a fuck about you, or me, or Jalopnik, or Christian…

Porsche. Always.

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Fuck what anyone else says. S65 AMG Coupe wins. This car is a fantastic monument to excess and I love every bit of it.

You forgot:

Ridiculous. Batteries should be in the trunk.

It should be a basic human right to not have to go into the back seat to have sex.

Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

These are the people who get the 7-11 Big Gulp thrown at them.

Avoid them at all costs. For ones that are especially pervasive, keep a big gulp in your cup holder for throwing purposes.

When the owl reaches adulthood:

I almost believed you and then saw that your link is from Canada! Honestly, my explanation was just my best guess, because here’s the real fucking (STUPID) kicker...here in NYC, we take driver education and we are not even required to learn how to drive on the highway. How insane is that?! If I remember correctly,…

Middle is totally for cruising. In a three lane highway, the middle is the steady cruise lane. The right is for extra-slow and entering/exiting traffic, and the left is for passing.

But you’re not supposed to pass on the right. The left lane is for passing. It’s the passing lane. If it were for cruising at the speed limit, it would be called the cruising lane, but it’s not. It’s called the passing lane because it’s for...you guessed it, passing.

It doesn’t matter if the guy is going 67, or 57, or 107. The left lane is for passing. You complete your pass and get back in the middle. It’s not that hard. It’s not there for people to cruise at 2mph higher than the speed limit and inhibiting people that want to pass, causing those people to pass more dangerously.…

That’s crazy talk. NJ’s favorite move is the Jersey slide...instead of merging into the right lane from the entrance ramp, they “slide” across both lanes into the left because apparently that’s the only lane one can drive in on the highway.

100% I think we need to address this stupid windshield sticker nonsense that has become all the rage recently.

There’s also a reason (many actually) why you don’t drift on the street. This is one of them.