I said, well his other doctor was an osteopath (don’t get me started but somebody I see occasionally in the bathroom mirror calls osteopaths chiropractors with medical degrees) and lied his face off, so who is Dr. Marc Siegel?

Steroids make me RAGE so hard that I can't take them unless it's literal life or death. And that's prednisone. If I took what Trump was on, I would bare minimum not work/talk to anyone/go outside for the entire time I was on them

i hope the credentials of the doctor running this “exam” has legitimate credentials and hasnt signed any papers to protect donald trump.

LOL. who am i kidding. it’s on fox news.

The tragedy is that he didn’t get to live to learn the important lesson here.

The header picture looks like a drunken Jimmy Fallon just made a shockingly inappropriate suggestion to a horrified Maya Rudolph. 

Is it just me or does Fallon look completely out of it in the header image?

Your mama fell for that “May I feel” line, right?

Yeah, but he’s gonna be the asshole who screws up the ritual by mispronouncing Y’grimgfn and it’s going to melt the entire White House.

I think his best work was probably in Witchfinder General.

“...because this is how official government business is done when 53 percent of white women vote against their own self-interest...”

His plan was to Blackmail voters by withholding aid to their survival? lolo!

Okay I honestly think he’s dead and someone else is saying this shit. I am telling you this is Weekend At Trump’s. If you are still thinking about voting for this asshole fuck you. No Fuck you twice

The 25th Amendment requires the cabinet to relieve him. His entire cabinet is made up of cultists.

In what way are we doing better than other first world countries? Here are just a few ways we are doing worse than every other first world nation - none of whom will open their borders with us, as we are among the worst nations in the world for handling the coronavirus.

Conspiracy:

It’s a common misconception that sex offenders are prohibited from living near kids. Landlords may choose not to rent to them, but it’s not usually a legal thing.

I know it’s dumb, but the logic of this always bugs me (see also Wreck-It Ralph). Ryan Reynolds’ character is code, so if he’s glitching, can’t they just reset him. If he has free will and consciousness where does that possibly exist? It’s a soul and mind put into a few lines of code?

Please be here next weak for my…

I know. I didn’t mention that specifically because I was going off the top of my head but yeah, the Compromise as well as all of the legal, state sanctioned intuitional racism that the country has implemented and perpetuated since then tell me that its a mistake to try a second round of Reconstruction.

It worked in the past. Many times. Over decades.