Fucker mislead the Grand Jury and is desperate not to have everyone hear it. He can’t even create a decent coverup.

“He’s fever free, but unfortunately his current temperature is lower than we would like...”

The Republicans’ weakness turned out to be irony, terrible irony!

COVID can move quickly. My uncle went into the hospital on the Wednesday, spoke on the phone sounding just fine on Thursday (he called my mom to commiserate over our family’s canceled trip to Mexico), spoke to his wife on the Friday morning and by that afternoon he was unconscious and he died that night.  He had a…

He saw a black man with a gun and killed him.

This is some Dexter season 5 through 8 bullshit.  Down to really unsubtle metaphors and shit just happening because. 

Ryans turn was fast as fuck then I thought he’s not just a kid but a closeted one with superpowers. I actually thought Becca got through to Homelander in that pretty great genuine scene they had. But I guess not.

Can you use a Chekhov’s Gun to defeat a Shakespeare’s Bear?

It’s just general English usage. The OED even mentions in in the second definition of the verb version of “trump”

The trouble with Chekhov’s gun (beyond being wildly over-referenced in general) is that itis often taken as meaning “If a gun goes off in the third act, it needs to have been introduced in the first act” by amateur online movie experts complaining that things “weren’t properly introduced.”

I’ve been thinking for a while that Trump’s rise from celebrity to president makes him the real life equivalent of a background character who turns out to be the murderer.

I really hope that he has serious symptoms. That way we at least won’t have to listen to his fucking voice for a couple of weeks.

By all means, let’s be kind to the man who never has been.

Maybe TikTok deserves some rights, after all.

Now that I’ve slept on this, I have mixed feelings. Overall, I’m doing the schadenfreudiest dance I’ve ever fucking done, but I have some thoughts.

Imagine paying upwards of $250K just to catch a potentially fatal and debilitating disease.

But also, maybe people will finally take this epidemic seriously. If Donald Trump has to get sick and die for his supporters to start wearing their fucking masks when in public, it’s a sacrifice worth making.

I thought they were going with the Christian analogy - giving birth in a cave to a savior and all that, but it was much dumber than this. The entire series is basically 10 episodes of complete random nonsense that leads nowhere and amounts to nothing. The icing on this shitcake is a robot giving birth to a flying baby…

Did Marcus make it to the tropical zone? To me that sounds like he essentially drunkenly stumbled from like Montana to Brazil, but even moreso since the real Kepler-22b is twice the size of Earth. Also how does the snake fly? What the hell kind of physics? Also the lander thing can survive lava, okay I guess, but the…