Please allow him all the artery clogging food that he so desires.

He’s not short on ideas for new shows. It’s just that he doesn’t really have any good ideas for keeping an entire season interesting.

Child soldiers...

White people I love you but you’re breaking my heart.

All Holidays Matter, you disgusting little man.

It should be noted that KFC in Japan tastes good unlike what we get here in America. This is because they deep fry their chicken in corn oil unlike the cheap palm oil that is now used in America. Prior to the 1990s, American KFCs used the more expensive vegetable oil.

What an asshole.

With the rare exception of Barry Sonnenfeld, most Cinematographers turned Directors are usually terrible.

How is it possible that you are alive when your heart is cold and dead inside?

Barbara Kruger would like a few words with this “artist”.

When is this turd going to be impeached and sent to jail? So sick of this cancerous tumor destroying everything good about America.

You must feel like an asshole.

Is that you Seth MacFarlane?

Melanie looks like that tormented ghost in the Japanese horror movie The Grudge.

What do I do if my liberal nephew asks me about Trump’s tolerance for white supremacy and pedophilia? Please help!!!!!!

Nice eulogy. Where do you fall on the spectrum?

You know Trump uses “password123" for all his passwords.

He certainly didn’t do women any favors with True Lies.