Always cut your burger diagonally

I feel like every time I want to make cookies im in a state where I dont have the patience to follow a recipe, so ill stick with the logs of dough. But maybe ill print this out and give it to my wife for her to make.

You would think Michael Sam would be in front of the Dick

Can the Charlotte have a brown stripe for drafting Adam Morrison and Kwame Brown?

Mortimer said he then pushed a "drunk" Pistorius away from him and the latter fell back onto a chair before bouncers intervened.

This looks more like a cast of a childrens TV show

hoo would ever trust an animal to pick

Chris Broussard is pulling stuff out of his ass.

I dont even have to see the bottom half of you to know that youre wearing dark jeans and birkenstocks

Finally a draft pick that could benefit cleveland

Lets not forget the famous Big King

Things faster than Bartolo :

This one is hard to swallow

I knew he would Landon his feet

"For a WHILE? THIS GUY said the trains aren't running for A WHILE!"

Im getting mud butt just from reading this article

"I caught Tim Duncan peeking at me a little bit,"

Wouldve been better with a clippers logo

Well the 300 giant penises are no longer writing messages on the ice

"Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident."