Whoa. I'm shocked. First of all, I am a big Dylan fan so I was going to give it some slack. Forty minutes of vague, philosophical dialogue that made no sense and I had it. I'd be hard pressed to think of a movie with less story, which I would concede for some compelling characters but to me actors reading Dylan lyrics…

Agreed on Watchmen missing the point. Nite Owl is supposed to be a washed up everyman yet he and Silk Spectre somehow fight like Neo in the Matrix. "All Along the Watchtower" and "Hallelujah" are the most cliched war and screwing songs in film history. Batman Begins explains in detail why he doesn't kill. None of…