How about Erma Bombeck?

Definitely… This version of the FBI seems to have less caring and empathy for it's grunts than the Empire did for it's stormtroopers in Star Wars. Didn't a policeman get shot in the woods when the sniper was shooting at Ashmore. No concern from anyone about him?

Don't be too hasty to hand out that award… Let's not forget "harpooned in a booth in a diner" lady!

Jeez Louise… What was up with that evacuation center? Where were those people being evacuated from? And why? And no background checks or looking at IDs, with cultists known to be in the area and showing the penchant for killing people in public (RIP random reporter lady who was very slow to pick up on verbal and…

So true! They have dozens of people in the background every time they show whatever base of operations the FBI's using at the time… People on computers, people updating dry erase boards, people drinking coffee… But none of these additional,people have contributed even one thing no this case (except for the one woman…

Is it just me or is every location in this show within 15-20 minutes of every other location…the killer cult house, the abandoned armory, the FBI offices du jour, the new militia dude's house, the super secure witness protection motel, etc. etc. The FBI guys and cult people must be driving by each other constantly as…

To use the vernacular of a recent AV Q&A topic, the FBI's entire plan of action on this show has been a "shitty miracle".

This show is now so bad, it's awesome. Every decision made by every character is literally the worst possible choice they could make. Examples…
- Using a hotel that is apparently within driving distance of the cult's area of activity as the place to hide Claire
- Standing in front of the door waiting for guys with…