I was waiting for one of them to say “where were you 6 hours ago? You were hiding from an angry mob because they believed a lie you told. If you keep telling that same lie, you will have to continue hiding from that angry mob.”

I stayed up watching the raw CSPAN footage as it aired from the reconvening onward.

I’m not sure whether I would hate to be the guy to tell Rudy that Trump’s not going to pay him, or whether I would love to be the guy to tell him that.

That description sounds waaayyy too noble for Rudy Giuliani.

What exactly does Rudy think they are going to have tomorrow that they don’t have today? They have had two months to fight this thing and have come up empty.

Remember when he was “America’s Mayor” because he had the good fortune to be the lame-duck mayor of New York when it was hit by a devastating terrorist attack? Remember that? Remember how the entire country suddenly loved him simply because he (somehow) projected “courage” at the right moment? Time Man of the Year…

goddam... brain aneurysms are pretty near the top of my list of unexpected ways I don’t wanna die. They can just come out of NOWHERE. At any age. Your head is just a ticking bomb.

I once had to write a piece for a mag which was using a lot of quotes with very, very strong language, so asked the editor what the policy was, and he replied one or two asterisks as I saw fit. So did the piece, working very late into the night. e-mailed it, and got a very nice reply next morning asking me to just…

YOU FARGIN ICEHOLE

I heard a British comic talk on a panel show about how much he enjoyed the media whiplash around Meghan and Harry.

Wow, what a ruckus just cause Harry married a black woman.

Possibly interesting. Though the one reason it became easy to cut the cord was because channels I really liked (History, Discovery, Food) all eventually played nothing but reality TV. While it would be nice to see a couple shows again, it kinda looks like most of what’s on it is the same garbage...

I’ve been looking into cutting the cord (my cable plan in my new place has a crap channel selection despite not being cheap), but I don’t really know how people make it work. ISPs charge you out the nose for internet-only plans. If you want any kind of live TV, that’s another $60+. Then you have to decide which…

My favorite Trebek appearance:

i thought you were going to give us some emotional support tips on watching this as opposed to “turn the channel on starting jan. 4.”

Lightfoot was the former President of the Chicago Police Board and also chair of the Police Accountability Task Force (“created by former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel to address Chicago PD’s longstanding issues with racism.”)

Well, it would be fine to raid a home of black folks and shoot up few of them.

This is absolutely disgraceful. The Nashville PD should be counting its lucky stars that all he wanted to do was destroy property, not kill people.

Brought to you by “to shut down your computer, go to the Start menu.”

I mess with PC’s a lot, and have for years. I can’t think of the last time I’ve run chkdsk, but it has to have been quite awhile, like maybe a decade?