Why is it the first thing I thought of was the 50s monster movie The Monolith Monsters?

This looks like a marvelous thing to include in Elon’s Martian colony. Tell you what- try it out in a couple of lunar lava tubes for a decade to work out the kinks, and get back to us about it.

In the photo at the top, he looks like an artificial intelligence / Robot partner

Didn’t MT Greene warn us about Jewish Space Toddlers?

It’s a blessing; and a curse.

They’re in the Midwest, and they have better tacos. If Taco Bell wanted the phrase so badly, Taco John’s should have held out for some restaurants in a market they didn’t operate in.

Our daughter (26yo) wondered why a movie that came out when she was 7 is being remade already. She plans to not see the redo.

Lord god I hate Interstellar. I’ve always thought it’s script doesn’t make any sense.

Well, as luck would have it, it’s on basic cable somewhere, every month. I’ve rewatched it countless times too.

I’m dying to see the amber encased one dug out and and sent upon it’s way. That what I think about tardigrades- I truly think it would just resume living after all that time.

No dick and all fupa.

Are there at least bleachers facing the orb where aging hippies can trip their fucking brains out while watching it?

I hated the first one for what they did to his boss (Jim Phelps, carrying over from the show).

“A dong that crosses the sky”

I don’t think they have the four pads to land them at. Is there a Walmart parking lot close to the Cape where they could land them instead? Planning ahead, maybe they could move the various parked semis and RVs to free up the room needed for the four boosters show to land (one night only).

You think the contract as it stands fucking sucks.

Send in the floating fat man.

All of this is fine, but among all the various toys being released, is anyone doing an Antikythera device? Ever since they found what the hell it looked like under all that accretion, I’ve wanted a reproduction or toy that I, as an old man with a fascination for this shit, could play with.

Can the two governors please take time from their busy schedules to go visit the locations where these malaria cases were found, to show that there is no reason for pubic panic let alone calls for vaccines?

Sinter the landing pads, but everyone will be living in the lava tubes, where we’ll fill them with air and fly around with our strap on wings, like in the Heinlein story.