Nope, he meant Mars. Take a look at the log of Mars missions that Space.com maintains, and see how many failures we’ve had across the board.

ICBM silos are found in many Midwest states. I used to work with a computer tech who used to service them (in the air force? I don’t know), who told me about a silo that had a ‘shadow’ that could not be painted out, after many, many attempts. That one story creeped the hell out me.

My wife and I agreed a few years ago that we would only see the Cats movie if we were stoned off our asses. I feel that I might not last until after August 1st (When dope will be legal in Minnesota) in order to see Barbie.

Someone needs to run over to North Las Vegas and pick up a Bigelow BA330 from the warehouse and fly it up to the ISS. There will be enough additional private flights in the next few years that they really need large meeting room to accommodate these guests.

There is a lot of money to be made just keeping people stupid and angry.

Don’t you play with your food? They don’t eat sailboats, so it’s different.

Yum, a fish boil!

Did Elizabeth Holmes invest in this AI scanner company? It sounds like her M.O.

Wow, I wonder if they’ve looked for bipolar or depressed drilling teams to do the drilling,

They’re drilling for lithium? When might we see the first lithium gusher, if they hit a pocket of lithium?

I might have more money then Trump has, but Trump’s had forty years of making believe he has money. I laughed out loud when in 2016, he announced that he wasn’t going need our money to finance his campaign for the presidency, like he was going to use coupons clipped out of the newspaper.

Turn the dial one way and two plus two is three. Turn it the other way, and two plus two is five. That Archimedes is a clever mathematical lad, isn’t he?

Which leads to me asking- what’s wrong with his face now? Did he cheap out on his surgery?

Like the city of Hoboken has determined, The Petroleum Institute has created specialized criminal enterprise. The Global Climate Science Communications Team is right up there with the Five Families that we are familiar from every Mafia movie of the last fifty years. Like the Mafia, they need to be chased down and…

Do what Trump did- ask Russia to that for you. If you later read that Musk fell to his death out of a window, you’ll know that your wish was granted.

Teams chat is all the officemate bonding you need. I’m friends with folks I’ve either not seen in months or in some cases, ever. One of my of my coworkers I’ve met only in trips to bars for events.

So, in the original sequel idea, did Will Smith stand there and read the phonebook? What was the plot?

When DiSantaClaus finally breaks it to America that he’s running for President (I’ve heard that might be next week?), I hope he takes questions at that first event, because it’s going to be a preview of what he’s going to be answering for the next friggin’ year of his life. It’s going to be about his grasp (over and…

These twits also don’t like the fact that Texas has more solar then anywhere else. They’re making money but it’s the wrong money? What the hell is wrong with them?

I just worry about Daily Kos, with their increasingly strident requests for the money I can’t afford to give them. I need them to survive.