Teams chat is all the officemate bonding you need. I’m friends with folks I’ve either not seen in months or in some cases, ever. One of my of my coworkers I’ve met only in trips to bars for events.

So, in the original sequel idea, did Will Smith stand there and read the phonebook? What was the plot?

When DiSantaClaus finally breaks it to America that he’s running for President (I’ve heard that might be next week?), I hope he takes questions at that first event, because it’s going to be a preview of what he’s going to be answering for the next friggin’ year of his life. It’s going to be about his grasp (over and…

These twits also don’t like the fact that Texas has more solar then anywhere else. They’re making money but it’s the wrong money? What the hell is wrong with them?

I just worry about Daily Kos, with their increasingly strident requests for the money I can’t afford to give them. I need them to survive.

To me, dropping his white ass makes much more sense. What city or county needs to be saddled with a huge multi-million dollar settlement down the road, the next time this ticking bomb goes off in front of anyone with a phone?

Is there a royal equivalent to resting bitchy face? Every time I see a picture of the woman, it seems the photographer has once again managed to have caught her sucking lemons.

Dear lord, once you see those pockets, you can’t unsee them, can you? I expect that the pockets were all it took to keep him from being allowed to operate that horrific industrial sewing machine.

Nice screen name, sir. Tex says ‘hi’

Do we know what needs to be done to revive this satellite? I was half expecting to hear that some guy with a bucket of sandwiches was going to travel out with a screwdriver to swap out some gear.

I wanted to comment about this picture that the woman was using the sewing machine because the guys are obviously incapable of using one.

Long time ago, I thought I knew about what to use to keep the little bastards away from us while camping, and then my wife and I took a trip to circle Lake Superior, and we found what what was used on the US side did jack shit on the Canajian side. I walked into a store that looked like Sergeant Preston of the Yukon…

Everything we’ve ever heard about this came from Corrine. Corrine controls the narrative, so she can just tell us what the fuck happened to her dad. The ball’s in your court, kid.

So, Northern New Jersey then?

In the past few years I’ve come to realize that William Fichtner has been a reliable actor with a lot of great roles over the years. My wife is watching Mom again, and we’ve both been watching The Company that You Keep and loving it.

Okay, I’ve come to accept that Emma Stone is a natural blonde (so many movies with her as a red head made that tough for a bit), but seeing her in dark hair like this is somewhat disturbing.

...and where did we get the blue eye gene? If that started from one guy, what did the rest of him look like?

That’s exactly why I’ll need to see this in 3-D.

I would love for Alicia Witt to have a role in this movie, before we see St. Alia of the Knife.

So which is it- do they improve color blindness or alleviate it?