Hansen is a current crew member of NEEMO 19—an underwater habitat off Key Largo, Florida

Sometimes it takes 2-3 orbits for the key kid’s capsule to launch and dock.

I haven’t lived back therah for fahrty fuckin’ yeahs, but that ad is kinda wicked pissah.

Instinctively I have stayed away from it just because I knew that Microsoft would (I’m going to get technical here) fuck it up.

Queue the audio clip of Mickey Mouse, laughing. Being Disney, at least Mickey won’t be flipping DeSantis off, but I know that Jimmy Kimmel will.

Healthcare is not being provided by Ambassadors. The argument is bullshit.

I thought momentarily about how I would look like with rose buds on my head.

I hope everyone’s communication networks don’t interfere which each other. I fear that with all this shit planned, that the radio traffic fuck up the super sensitive radio telescopes that various organizations will be planting on the lunar farside.

The part that was leaking burned up in the upper atmosphere, right? Just checking.

Released on my birthday? Thanks, man. Ya know, I love spunk.

I think we can say that John Wick inherits Dean Winters Mayhem title, am I correct?

Presumably Putin is interested in getting Nord-Stream hooked back up to get  that sweet hard currency flowing again?

Now I can’t unsee that lounger.

Boeing got their contract because no one in Congress could believe that a new company no one had ever heard of could possibly build a system that cheaply. Sumbitch.

or this

I just saw an episode of House Hunters for a joint at Mammoth Lake that I was able to compare with photos in the news of how deep the snow is currently stacked.

I once worked for a guy that charged someone to switch the air in their tires.

We’re on year three of our electric snow blower. It joined our electric mower (8 years now!) in the garage in St. Paul.

We’re on year three of our electric snow blower. It joined our electric mower (8 years now!) in the garage in St. Paul.

Artemis 3 will have a moon buggy? I suppose if you’re using a SpaceX Starship, you might as well land with a few tons of extra gear and equipment at the same time.