Of course it was a compliment Kevin. If you folks do start doing drops, videos or it didn’t even happen.

SQUIRREL!!

That’s because the CIA outsources their wet work.

George- did you wake up to see NASA recover it’s inflatable party balloon this morning? I didn’t expect to, but glad I did.

You can eat tulips? Wow, you made me google that.

Damn. It’s worked!

You can track every other person they’ve named these disposable capsules after. It’s quite a list

Suddenly it’s like an classic episode of Letterman from the ‘80s, and I think you’re Dave and the fellow in the Pepsi shirt must be Paul Schaffer. Have you people ever dropped shit off the roof of the building?

Any other weird shit in the offices that the folks in the building next door might laugh and point at? The coffin might already be the greatest, I have to admit.

That’s what happens when only half of Congress is actually interested in doing any governing and not just posturing. I haven’t looked at any election results yet, but I expect the next Congress to be the “Hold My Beer” Congress, in anticipation of the 2024 shitshow/presidential election.

Oh they are, and just because our dog is in my face doesn’t mean she’s getting of it.

When I did IT support for a medical non profit, I found the gizmo that creates those personal blister packs, and I found it fascinating to watch. I think the term is slack jawed wonder.

This movie list slideshow is a record for me. I’ve seen 18 of 22. Man on Fire is so good that I watched the clip (“Rectum? Damn well killed him!”) again.

If I don’t donate my books to Goodwill, how the hell are they supposed to restock their bookshelves?

I’ve taken the baked garlic and squeezed it out onto bread like the world’s worse/best toothpaste (this might have been Clare’s original article telling me this), but I’ll also do that on a nice water cracker, and our dog always wants in on that action too.

This talk of smoked turkey reminds me of the last turkey farm that had been left in an otherwise would-be hoidy toidy suburb of St. Paul. I used to call two days before Thanksgiving, order my bird, which they would then dispatch that same afternoon. I would pick it up, and at home I’d fire up my extremely cheap…

I use the ramekin for my roasted heads of garlic. Strip most of the paper off (most recipes says to cut off a 1/4 inch of the head, I don’t care) , cover the top of the head with a thick layer of butter, and roast the garlic at 400 for about 40-45 minutes.

Jeez, I got my grandmother’s crust recipe from my mother when I was still talking with her, and it’s perfectly fine (her crust and her apple pies were honed in a Nova Scotia wood fired oven 90 years ago), and it’s just too damned easy to make.

Even as a five year old, I knew to offer the back of my hand for safe sniff. I was walking a block in front of my mom when I offered my hand to a dog I didn’t know, and she yelled at me to be careful with the dog. I turned to address her about it, and that was when the dog reached out and it quickly and neatly removed…

We never had Ovaltine in the house when I was a kid, I had to visit some relative to find out how vile it tasted. We were a Nestle Quik home when I was growing up, and as a fucking old adult I still have what’s now called Nesquik.