Beth- Sorry, it’s not that time.

I’d add Aidy Bryant to that. Her characters this season have been sketchy outlines of humans, short handed and not funny. she’d done much better in years past.

I’d add Aidy Bryant to that. Her characters this season have been sketchy outlines of humans, short handed and not funny. she’d done much better in years past.

Oh be still my heart!  It would be like an article from years enough ago that Gawker still existed

When I’ve used a propane torch I used the term editing the weeds. Worked on the seams of my driveway, and the walkways from the sidewalk to the street. My wife made me stop, but I noted it was good for two years before anything dared to grow back.

Ghu bless you for going to the U of M Extension service, where the recommendations will work for most of the country.  These guys are the bomb.

Our house has the Dad Toilet in the basement, but previous owners were smart enough to throw a wall around it, so it looks like a old time work toilet, with wall that starts a foot off the floor, and ends seven feet off the floor. We have a laundry tub 6 feet away, so multiple real estate agents have told us to count…

Damn. You’re right of course.

I can’t sync my photos because I use my camera to do things like snapshots of text off the bottle I’m trying read the instructions off of, and I’ll delete in four minutes, and reading the MAC address sticker on the device I’m installing. The amount of photos I actually want is a diminishing small number of snaps I…

Depends on how much you spend on your hair.

Florida is the dryer lint trap of America. Lint traps need to be cleaned out once in a while.

My go-to McD breakfast is the sausage McGriddle. I never order the egg on it because I find the egg too gross; not as gross as pickles on my burger, but it’s up there.

The easiest way to summon a demon? Call (202) 224-3121 and ask for any of your favorites- Madison Cawthorn, Marjorie Taylor Green, or Lauren Boebert or Matt Gaetz. The choice is yours.

Where the hell do you live that Home Depots have hot dogs still? Every one within shouting distance of my house did away with the hot dog a decade ago or longer. If I want a good hot dog, I’ll go a Costco or a Portillos.

So is the origin of these things still that they were named after Newton Mass.? Why the hell were they named after Newton to begin with?

Yup, I’ve used Pam for a snow shovel, because it was closer to the shovel then my WD-40.

Sarah, I can’t remember the last time you folks did one of these silly slide shows where I actually ran the slide show and I read every single slide, and I learned. Congratulations, good job.

The Peanut allergy was brought home when a coworker went into the restaurant across the street from work, asked if they used peanuts in the dish that he and his wife ordered, and died when it turned out that it did.

Growing up outside Boston, my summers were hell, but not as bad as my grandmother had, living her life in the Hants River valley of Nova Scotia. The daughter of farmers, every time something bloomed in Nova Scotia, her eyes would run, her sinuses would clog, it was horrible. As an adult, I moved to Minnesota in an…

Elizabeth, you are to be congratulated on not doing this a a slideshow, but you still need to include pictures of these itchy plants.  What is the plant at the top? I have it in my yard, and I would like to know it’s name.