I’m saving the bottle of diet supplements that smelled horrific by just opening the bottle to return to the store. I should check to make sure they still smell that bad, but spending that much money on an item should not stink if it goes into your mouth.

Aidy Bryant’s extended bit with Oscar Isaac was creepy as hell.

I’m sorry, but while watching the show, I thought she was Melissa Villasenordoing that sketch.

My wife keeps talking about the future when everyone stars in their own television show/movie. With this show, everyone in the Apatow family does, indeed, have their own TV show/movie, at the same time. Congratulations.

...but it’d be warm sweat and not cold and clammy. I hate it when I go to bed cold.

All of us with PCs with calendars can easily do the counting backwards thing to get the dates exactly right on when to do things in our yards and gardens. I have to add soil to my raised beds, but I’m at the mercy of the City of St. Paul and when they put our the mulched leaves in the leaf drop-off sites, where I will…

I keep thinking about the ability to be delivering souvenirs from Chernobyl to the neighborhood of Putin’s dacha.  It’s nice to be able to share.

It’s winter. The most luxurious sheets are flannel sheets.  When you get into bed, they are warm, immediately. Flannel pajamas with flannel sheets? The bomb.

Take it to a shop that will professionally replace the USB port. It’s quick and warrantied.

We let our subscription to Consumer Reports lapse years ago. Currently, what are the best dishwasher soaps now a days? We have a 3-4 year old dishwasher that now does a shit job of washing dishes. I may have to clear our screen in the bottom that someone else mentioned in comments to this article.

I bet prison really hardened the chipper little bastard.

I dread what this might have been.

The wires that come from the pole to your house need to be free and clear, and the wires that come to our house weave their way through a gigantic Silver Maple tree. From time to time, the electrical utility here sends out cards saying that their tree trimming gang is going to be out and about trimming back trees to…

I’m thinking they couldn’t get their first choice to play Weird Al, because Alan Ritchson was recently busy.

Our dear friend Wikipedia tells me that Bergman and Austin have died (leukemia and complications from some other cancer). Yeah, now is the time for a Documentary, it has to be done now, and oh my god this would a fucking fantastic story to hear about, in all the crazy details. It was the SIXTIES, man.

Can we request that Netflix put together a Firesign Theater documentary? Yes, I love your screen name.

I’m sure we would have heard about if Chet had done 15 years of hard times and had the tremendous amounts of ink to go with it. So, based on him not spending years behind bars, I’d suggest that Chet start by taking a page out of Pete Davidson’s book, and get the laser treatments to get rid of the ink. I’d also let my…

...so, any of you out there crypto mining?

These are my absolute favorites. If I have a stack of envelopes from the mail to open, one of these allow me to literally zip through the stack in seconds. If I’m sitting and too damned lazy to cross the room and get our little zipmeister, I dig my Swiss Army knife out, and again, zip through the stack. All this…

No discussion about the button-on-the-back clip? That is the absolutely best way to hold my phone. I hold my phone safely to my ear, with the button between my second and third fingers with no pressure on either.