This is the 9th. Florida will look like this by the end of the month.

and demanded that Kellyanne Conway be brought into his office so that he could stare death in the face

She’s a co-owner of the Atlanta WNBA team? Did her husband write a check for her or did she go into the baby sitting money she’d set aside?

Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle, did the head of the chain and the franchise holder act fast enough to prevent Mrs. Williams-Wright from owning this damned hotel? She might end up owning a chunk of Williamston North Carolina as a consolation prize if Hilton manages to hold on to the property.

In colonial America, our ancestors used to purposely burn down buildings in order to recover the cut iron nails. I imagine that the Japanese went through just as much hell to make nails as my ancestors did, so god bless ‘em all.

In colonial America, our ancestors used to purposely burn down buildings in order to recover the cut iron nails. I…

Okay Clare I have to ask about an allied task. I’m really big into whipped cream, but I have a hand mixer that does a shitty job of the task. My mixer doesn’t doesn’t have a particularly fast speed to do the deed, so it takes me 3-4 minutes while my old one took about 2 minutes. Would I be able to do whipped cream any…

Yeah, Tilapia is a whole family of cichlid fish,just a bigger version of some common aquarium fish that we can raise in some flooded quarry somewhere.

You picked up a CRT type TV from the side of the road? Did you have an engine hoist to do that? The last CRT TV I had weighed over 120 pounds. The amount of gear it took me just to go from the second floor of my house (and to get it off the bureau where it had been used) was amazing. It took a dedicated afternoon to…

The Canadian Geese families who live down the street from the hospital where I work repeatedly to have good luck getting us all to stop each day, as they cross every morning from the pond where they live, towards the Costco across the street. I don’t expect them to be as crazy for the Costco Bulgogi trays as my wife…

Jeez, I guess I can support that portion of the GOP platform while not supporting the Pumpkin President, right?

Anoka County is a hotbed of GOP mouthbreathers, like Michelle Bachmann. If you drive through the area on most of the big highways, you’ll find every bridge has an American flag, in case you’ve forgotten where the hell you’re driving, on your way up north to the cabin for the weekend.

Earlier tonight I watched this week’s episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and this ability of lime jello to show ‘brain activity’ was the million dollar question for Anderson Cooper; he quit without answering Spam as his answer

Potay-to, potah-to.

In Minneapolis, the head of the police patrolmen’s union is a member in good standing of the Minnesota Trump organization, and spoke at rallies in the past year. It’s almost like he’s a professional white man.

Did she let him off his leash at Central Park or something? Did a black man walk up to Myka Stauffer and tell her that he had to be leashed in the area?

I am horrified by the sea of white faces there in the white trash suburb of Oakdale. I just heard Mike Freeman excuse for not filing charges already because there is other evidence not seen yet. This is just bullshit; the asshole’s knee on the poor bastard’s neck for 7 minutes is enough. Floyd was not moving, and the…

We get to see more of that toll taken next season in the aftermath of that thing that we’re not spoiling just yet. Welcome to Baltimore...

Yeah, our self cleaning cycle cleaned the racks too. We also added the removable parts from the top of the stove to the oven, and cleaned the bejebus out of them as well. None of that crap had been previously coming off until we did that.

Sorry to come to this two days after you published, but this link is broken now. No doubt some Republican operative offended by the diaper reference.

Sorry, I thought you mouth was watering because of the wicker chairs.