I can’t tell if Resident Trump is the reincarnation of Warren Harding (the president fucking the maid in the White House closet sure sounds like the Trump playbook, doesn’t it?), or the reincarnation of Albert Fall (the only cabinet secretary to ever do prison time).

So based on life experience, she won’t know a demon if one nibbled her on the ear lobe.

It’s too late- screw chicken breasts. I figured out years ago that dark meat tastes so much better, and decided I’d rather eat thighs. Barbecued, pan fried, baked. Topped with barbecue sauces, spices, salad dressing, bread crumbs, freeze dried onions.

Do I have to join to download? I’ve not used GitHub before.

The only reason there’s a lottery is because years ago, some team perposely lost games, to get a good pick. The commissioner should have just stepped in and taken it away from them that year. Over the years many a team has gotten screwed by this lottery bullshit (looking at you, Timberwoofs), and it’s not helped with…

Of course in the planning stage, it was being referred to as“Kristallnacht”, with no sense of irony at all.

I’d thought it was a Crime Family.

Do all Shawn Mendes songs sound exactly the same? Dear God, one more example of fast forwarding past the music act.

It’s 7:55pm on a Saturday night. I think the idea of my getting any of these has sailed. Again. Damn.

The cop’s name was Mohammed Noor. You have it as Poor, the first time.

My grandparents (mother’s side) had 14 kids, and they got something of a leg up by getting started by gramps knocking up my grandmother when she was 12 years old and he was 15. I think even in this era of rent-a-wombs, Liam and Miley have lost way too much time to achieve anything close to this 15-20 count. Sorry you…

Congressional Subpoena. Works like a champ.

I hope the Washington state driver learns a tough lesson and gets his shit together now. I think the 6 miles backup from just from drivers with Sammamish stomachs, wanting to stay away from overwhelming stench. 

I was almost looking for Scooby-Doo running at the start, where his legs moved but he didn’t. He really didn’t break away from the pack until about 20 meters in, and then he was gone.

Chris Davis, of course.

Chris David pitched an inning against the Twins, and didn’t give up any homers.

Going into a game against Verlander tonight, the Twins beat him, with a home run. They’re playing out of their minds this year.

John also pitched for the White Sox, and almost  was a wide receiver with the Browns. What a great man he was

It always amazed me that Hitler ate a bullet, leaving the cyanide for Eva- I would have thought he’d be too much much of a pussy at the end. Hopefully no one in the Trump Crime Family sees the need to repeat the Goebbels family exit.