I grew up in a commonwealth- that’s Virginia, Pennsylvania, Kentucky and Massachusetts. Puerto Rico is a Commonwealth too, but Resident Trump has already shown that they don’t count, so we’re back down to four.

As a Celtics fan, I’m just sitting back and laughing at this every damned day.

Can we talk about the wood in the room? Mike Pence does not dare to look at Fancy Pelosi because if he does, his hard-on might be seen by her, and the game would be up. Caught in this picture is Mike trying to to remember Mother’s face, and he’s having a hard time doing it just then.

Isn’t Cooke Maroney that San Francisco Treat?

I have no idea if any of this was done with CGI (I can only imagine several Goodwill stores filled with different colored jumpsuits otherwise used in this ad), but I tend to stop and watch the ad every time I stumble across it, and I come across it all the day long. It’s like the TV ad equivalent of The 5th Element,…

Can we just step ahead a chapter and print the pictures of current Speaker of the House Kirk Cox from any of his blackface costumes from years ago?

First thing I thought of after the headline was, in order- the Cincinnati Who concert stampede (“I’d walk over you for the Who”), and then the current iPhone commercial and their color stampede.

This is creepy as hell.

We watched the Ray Romano special tonight. We liked it, but at the end of the hour, we were embarrassed for his family, who were all there at the show. Nothing like making your four kids uncomfortable after an hour of dad talking about masturbation and your mom and dad having sex.

My favorite cut from that album was “I’m Chief Kamanawanalea (We’re the Royal Macadamia Nuts)“. It kind of leads into the whole Flo and Eddie experience of the ten years that followed.

Always eat your fries first, then move on to your sandwich. It always takes me a minute to get rid of the damned pickles.

...or you could drink a real beer. I’ll tip my hat to Surly’s this morning as I drive by their brewery on my way to work.

I did a quick look at the Globe’s website, and I really liked this headline:

...and he’s still got all of his own teeth too (I’m looking at you, Ben).

I was impressed with the Atlanta crowd chanting Brady’s name over and over again in the fourth quarter, because they know how it always goes in a Brady directed Patriots team, and son of a gun, once again he did not disappoint. Unless you were a Rams fan, of course.

Yeah, that’s heading down the rabbit hole into the realm of Frank Herbert exploitation with the Dune books. I never got past God-Emperor of Dune, but all my sandhead friends in the 1980s said that the kid’s novels were crap, and not up to snuff. I guest I should be glad that Jack Vance’s son John never thought to dust…

Maybe the purchaser could use it to go out for coffee?

He wanted me to pull it together, and because of the scope of the job, he knew it would take a long time.

No matter Pete Davidson’s appeal, even in my own old age, I am very certain of Kate Beckensale’s appeal and would high five Pete Davidson if I saw him in the street.