My beer* at the newest Red Rabbit (St. Paul) was cheaper (by $2) because of happy hour, and then was $2 less because of my ‘I Voted’ sticker. I ended up with a really good blonde lager for about $2.50. Hell, even my wife liked it, and she hates beer.

I’d hope that at some point his family somehow gets him treatment for his Alzheimers.

I wonder if they’ll attempt to recall Trump from his Russian retirement to testify? Eric and Don Junior should be able to just testify from their prison of course.

The Target store in downtown Minneapolis has an escalator. I’m saving a trip there for a mid-winter day, maybe walk past the Mary Tyler Moore statue too.

I need to find the strawberries and cream M&Ms that they came out with a few years ago. I got a bag (at Target! I see a trend here), and I try to eat no more then one or two a month because they’re so freakin’ good.

Women in New York in Hijabs? So what? It was a Wednesday, you boneheads.

I’ve just looked once again at the picture of Duff ‘Beer’ Johnson and realized that she’s wearing plastic gloves! Was she afraid that the black was going to rub off if she accidentally touched Dr. Kemp?

Shep, when you’re right, you’re- The Martian was a bright shining star and I think I’ll reread it this winter. three dollars is a tremendous bargain.

Shep, when you’re right, you’re- The Martian was a bright shining star and I think I’ll reread it this winter. three…

Wow, she can smile; I guess this means the photographer was white?

I’ve saved that one in my voicemail. I loved how the lady said I “would be taken under custody by the local cops”. My wife got the same one the day before I did.

Nope, in her case, she lost about cubic inch of flesh that just dissolved under her skin; this was no damned rash. It looked like crap and felt soft to the touch when pressed for weeks, and for years afterward, it never ever filled back in.

...and Bill Belicheck will look like that two week old basket of clothes in your high school locker room while mumbling his response to it.

I’m a liberal from Bahston, and the Yankees can still suck it. Like Papi said so eloquently five years ago, this is our fucking city.

My 1970s girlfriend was bitten in her house by what the family doctor said was a Brown Recluse spider in suburban Boston. She lost about 1.5 square inches of flesh on her shin.

Hey Jimmy-

Amen! I was expecting Price, and was surprised by the pick of Pearce. Price has a big enough contract that I expect he can afford his own damned truck, even if he didn’t get a trophy only slightly smaller then the Heisman.

I’m a Sox fan living in Minnesota; my future son in law grew up here (and he even wore his ‘Do Damage’ sweatshirt yesterday!), and he and I noted that there were ex-Twins were on both squads. I feel bad for Brian Dozier who was good enough to actually warrant getting trading to the Dodgers this year. I hope Brian gets…

Before Machado swung at the last pitch, I told my wife that I hoped Sale hit him after his purposely stepped on first basemen twice during the series. It looked like Sale was trying to hit him in the the heel, but the stupid bastard swung at the pitch in the dirt and ended the damned game.

After decades of every team in town sucking (perhaps not all the same time), let me just say

I thought Maxwell’s hammer was silver