And a wicked Italian (pronounced eye-talian).

I had a mom in Philadelphia start to yell at me about peppers on a cheese steak, when I held up my hand and said ‘don’t worry, I hate peppers and know you don’t put ‘em on a real cheese steak’. She just said ‘darned straight’.

Since they are better, and they’re larger (wider), it all works out then.

Many of the KFC franchises around me were sold en mass to Popeye’s, and now with the $5 footlong going away, I’ll never need to go to a Subway again either, and I’ll go to Jersey Mike’s a lot more. Their Philly Cheesesteak is damned good if you pass on the peppers.

With Nixon, we ended up getting rid of the Vice President first, then we went back for Tricky Dick.

The Bills have been doing this for decades. They had rights to Doug Flutie after he cam cam home from his days in the CFL, and the Bills fucked him over too. Their skills assessment personnel seem to have always sucked.

Do you remember the Popeye’s Chicken sign in Times Square that was white during the day, and black at night? I was in the city about 1985 or so, and I ate so well that I put on 30 pounds in 3 months. That’s what happens when you work next to Chinatown.

What we need is for every food truck across the country to have a similar theme song that plays when they’re on the road.

Trump really wants to nuke someone. It might be North Korea, it might be California, or it might be The Capital Building. That’s the joy of living in an Idiocracy- every day might be the last day of America, and we won’t know how it ends until it plays out, first in Trump’s head, and then in the world.

I was just told by someone who accidentally ended a Canadian Goose (they are a protected migratory bird) that you have to do a lot to the meat of one of them to make it anything other then shoe leather. So much for my plan to fill my freezer with surplus geese.

Bobby, let me correct that headline for you-

Hollywood- nothing is real, and everybody smokes.

The ‘active opposition’ to Obama was the GOP, a wholly own subsidiary of Koch Industries.

How the fuck are these birds protected by a law that is meant to protect migratory birds? Seagulls don’t migrate, they move cross town from one food source to another. The cops should be out trying to hassle the public drinkers at Hampton Beach and not someone protecting his family’s meal.

Minnesota is filled with Canadian Geese. Canadian Geese are gigantic, fat, flying rats.

My daughter’s dog finally caught a squirrel while he was on a leash yesterday. The squirrel limped away, but I hope no neighborhood Becky turns them into the squirrel police now.

I had a repair shop say that my tires were bald enough that they needed to be replaced right now. I told them I had a tire shop that I dealt with, thank you very much, and I drove away. I got a mile or so away before I realized my car was moving in a strange way. I found they had not tightened the lug nuts, so the…

Jesus H Christ, did the folks who owned Elle not watch a decade of Nina Garcia on Heidi Klum’s fashion horror show before they went ahead and named Nina the editor of their damned rag? What a stupid idea they’ve come up with here. Does she contradict herself within the pages of each issue, or does she only share that…

Like every other accusatory sentence from Comrade козырь, when he mentions Treason, he knows of what he speaks.

I’ve just seen Crazy Rich Asians, and I see the solution as Bob buying the hotel and then he could bust the woman behind the counter personally, maybe he could even take off the sunglasses to tell her the news.