If she’s still doing this drunk ass shit at her age, then what she meant to say is that she graduated while high, from a big buck university. I hope that mom and dad are very happy with this story going viral.

I was coming over to say the same thing- Elspeth was great, and I loved Carrie Preston’s episodes on Good Wife almost as much as I liked Mike Colter playing Lemond Bishop.

Ask all of Mike Greenwell about it too. He got treated like shit when he took over from Yaz.

My favorite shirt from 2004 was the one The Red Seat carried, showing the Yankee Stadium clock at 12:01, with the final score of game 7.

I’m fascinated by how many NL teams are playing at least .500 ball The NL Central has only one team with a losing record, the last time I looked, while so few AL teams are above .500. All the shittiest teams are in the AL too. Have I mentioned how much I despise Interleague play?

My most sincere contrafibularities, I thought you’d seen the discussion about it.

If you’d been around during that decade where the Celtics owed the NBA (8 time champions in a row 1959 to 1966), you’d know that no Red Sox fan gave a crap about the Celtics. It was fucking embarrassing.

I’m 66 freakin’ years old. I’m seen the Red Sox implode so damned many times it’s just a part of me. I have that ESPN film called four days in October permanently saved on my TiVo for really down days (like if the Yankees had taken three out of four of these games), but by having memories going back to the Ted…

I believe anything Ian Hunter has ever said.

If Clint Frazier didn’t already have that brain injury, he would have seen what Micheal Kay was doing.

Okay, let’s start from my being a Masshole, born and raised. I grew up outside of Boston in the town of Wayland, actually it was poor side of town- Cochituate, where we started getting kids bused out of Boston in about ‘67 or ‘68.

Not a muslim, but a musim, not that I know what the fuck that is.

Does this mean that I’ll have to rewatch the early episodes of Royal Pains? The early episodes (seasons 1 & 2) were where the houses around the Hamptons were the stars of the show.

I got a foul ball off damned near the same spot Carlos got hit, at a minor league on June 25th, and the knot on my left side which while once was a rock hard three inches wide, is finally down to something the size of a ping pong ball. If this idiot is getting plunked that often this season, I’m surprised he can even…

I think it’s a BOGOL - Buy One, Get One Later.

What a tool! The international sign of distress is to fly your Amurican flag upside down.

I’m a Sox fan living in Minnesota, so I’ll be laughing for a while yet because I think the Yankees were morans* (see previous references) for actually trading for Lance Lynn. I thought the Twins were nuts to sign the SOB to start with, just like they were certifiably insane for signing Fernando Rodney.

Amy Adams has been fucked over twice in her career, first by not being nominated for an Oscar for Arrival, and secondly for not winning an Oscar yet. I’m shocked to see that she’s already been nominated six times.

If I can’t go on a Target run and get the Lobster Roll chips in Minnesota, why the hell did they even tell me they exist? Bastards.

Did the city send in his DNA sample for Officer Brown? If it didn’t, then he sent it in, and sharing the news with his fellow officers was his own damned fault. I guess he’s discovered that his fellow white boys really are just assholes.