Jeezus Aitch Christ, you just ruined Easter for me, thank you very much.

McDougal described the alleged affair from 2006 to 2007 as a consensual, loving relationship, and said she did not know Trump might have seen other women at the time besides his wife

After a bank heist gone bad? Don’t Take me Alive by Steely Dan.

It’s London ONtario, not London OverTime.

When he got into the cruiser, he should have washed his hands.

Not to mention Charlotte and Atlanta are both very close to Atlanta.

That’s an interesting thought. The right wing activist judges would have a field day with it.

The treaty that brought Texas into the union has a clause that at any time, Texas can split itself into up to 5 states. That might balance a California split, even if 1 or 2 of the broken pieces of Texas ended up voting Democratic. 

Zapps Voodoo chips- damn, they’re good.

Zapps Voodoo chips- damn, they’re good.

You can get whole deep fried pickles at the Minnesota State Fair or you can go to a Perkins Restaurant (formerly Perkins ‘cake and Steak) and get deep fried sliced pickles. My wife and daughter love these things, but being dill pickles, I would not know what these even taste like.

I think that the unnamed woman should learn to relax, to release the stress in her life. Maybe she should think about taking up Yoga.

It’s likely been editted out more than once, but before the 1980 election (see October Surprise), Bohemian Grove was George Bush Sr.’s “cover story” while he skipped out of California to meet with the Iranian Revolutionary government at arrange that they would be given weapons after January 1981, if they would abandon…

To quote Joe Walsh:

Boy Kate, with a name like Bernot, did you ever thing you were born to do this? Thanks for the list, because The Happy Gnome in St. Paul is the embodiment of your rules.

I have a 5S, and while my battery was already making me save up for a new one, I had no idea that the OS update is what turned my phone to absolute shit in the last couple of weeks. Thanks, Trump.

Dairy Queen. The biggest Blizzard they make.

Now these are burnsides

Once they’ve played the ‘Get those kids off my lawn’ card, it’s too late to go back to getting their lawn mowed. Plus, Randy likely referred to having sex with Linda as mowing her lawn, which even now as they’re getting older puts him in an uncomfortable place.

I don’t know what I’m more impressed with the fact some many position players have pitched, or that Chris Sale drilled a bases loaded double* against a national league.