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I’d rather eat a daily gas station hot dog then eat one that’s been sitting in a tub of water (ever seen the Monk episode about the hot dog vendors? The riff on the hot dog water, along with “the Hot Dog Czar” and Adrian Monk’s reactions are comedy gold). If I’m doing hot dogs at home, I’m pan frying them, covering…

When NBA came back to Minnesota, there was the usual naming contest, and I thought the team should be called the Minneapolis Lakers, and fuck the team in LA, because at least Minneapolis has lakes inside the city limits.

I’m the one making sure the projector works, and that the laptop plugs into the projector, so I’ve seen my fair share and glanced at the first few slides of dozens more.

The Democratic Party is making all these plans to flip one of these Republican women (boy, doesn’t that sound like an oxymoron?), but the GOP is going to do their damnedest to flip these least Democratic Democrats. Guess which party is better on staying on message?

Soak it, sprinkle some salt over the wet husk, and then wrap in tinfoil. Sure good eatin’, boss.

Jeezus, looking at pictures of the two of them, it looks like Biebs is doin’ his sister. I’m certain that his father wouldn’t see anything wrong with that, but his mother would.

On the other hand, the girlfriend had Pete’s dead father tatooed on her, and not Pete’s heroin dealer.

My wife’s watched more BritBake then I have (I watched 3rd season, I think?), and we’ve started up on season 5. After 3 episodes, I think the two young guys are building, and I hope the young mother of two gains some confidence, as she’s looking less frightened as time goes by.

Father Briese looks like a happy drunk in the photo, but that chalice hitting the floor must have harshed his vibe something fierce that morning. I hope the Archdiocese gets him a stay somewhere long enough to get him dried the fuck out.

Hash oil is an cooking oil used in the Himalayas. NatGeo sent a guy up into the hills back in the 70s or 80s and he admitted to being really buzzed after a week of eating dinner with his hosts for a week. I laughed.

By the expression on that asshole’s face, I expect that he finished off a bag of the gummy bears after he had a few of the kid’s lollipops, and now he’s reaping and sowing at the same time.

Oh god, I had forgotten the Olean chips!!  Back in the day, America discovered a new phrase - “Anal Leakage”from those bad boys.

Every episode of the Queer Eye reboot has that same peppy, uplifting sugary sweet tone to it. We watched around 2-3 of them, and I realized that it was like drinking a series of fancy coffee drinks, and that beyond a caffeine buzz, I was getting nothing out of it. The design stuff was very one note, the guys don’t…

Most of the dog’s we’ve owned would go for something vaguely like grass to hurl on, so after a few years, we had to rip out all the rugs, because you really can’t get those spots as clean as you’d really like them to be. Our current dog is now partial to high traffic areas, so they really can’t be ignored.

Most of the dog’s we’ve owned would go for something vaguely like grass to hurl on, so after a few years, we had to rip out all the rugs, because you really can’t get those spots as clean as you’d really like them to be. Our current dog is now partial to high traffic areas, so they really can’t be ignored.

Most of the dog’s we’ve owned would go for something vaguely like grass to hurl on, so after a few years, we had to rip out all the rugs, because you really can’t get those spots as clean as you’d really like them to be. Our current dog is now partial to high traffic areas, so they really can’t be ignored.

What Putin wants is the most important thing, that’s why he put all that effort into the vote to start with.

If kids (or anyone for that matter) pull a fire alarm, they’d get a ticket. If these idiot neighbors call the cops, it’s the same thing, and should be the same fine.

Crap! I loved him in the Bad Mom movies, and had forgotten that he got the Thomas Magnum reboot role. Good luck to him, because I had been looking forward to him picking up Dimitri Havelock again.