God, am I the only one who desperately wants Sam to say “I’m nigh-invulnerable when I’m blastin’!”, but knows in their heart they’re not going to get it? :(

“Autoplaying video ads” once again gets Honorable Mention.

“When she asked me what size, I said ‘extra medium’.”

The only time this is a problem with me is with Starbucks. I refuse to use their nomenclature for cup sizes. Admittedly a strange stance given that I do regularly order from them, but one has to draw the line somewhere. 

It’s shitty and exhausting to have to constantly tip-toe around the toxic assholes in everything these days. 

All I expect and all I want is Pew Pew Pew, laser swords, and space wizards.

Looking at other comments, and reviews in general, you seem to be in the extreme minority with that view.

“Read the comics”

Damn.

Hmm, after seeing her ride the lightning, I half expected there to be some Metallica.

Dear Salty,

Listen, if you’re not team baby yoda go ahead and get the fuck out of here.

I love books

I worked at PHL7 here in Delaware for almost two years and I am by no means a fan of Amazon , but I seen so many people do dumb and unsafe things there that I am not surprised. During peak season ( which is now ) those aisles are teaming with people and things moving but people would still climb on shelving to reach…

Even if these numbers were recorded over the busy season it still shows a ridiculous amount of injuries.  It’s time to rethink using Amazon.  I’ve been using other sites more and more.  Other companies have already caught up and offer similar delivery dates and improved their customer service.

You had me at “Go get 2 shots at lunch today.”

The Chick-Fil-A in my area gives away little packets of Texas Pete hot sauce & I always make sure to get extra, it is a damn quality hot sauce, very spicy & flavorful 

I usually take home specific sauces. All the local Chickfilas in my area for instance, only give you a specified amount and ask you to return unused sauce. I just take them home instead. That’s a little easier since it’s fast food. I don’t think I’ve ever taken anything from a sit down restaurant.

I operate under: “fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”