You had me at “Go get 2 shots at lunch today.”

Also kinja has not been letting me comment unless I use my phone which is a nuisance.

That is so weird that a wannabe tech bro with bad management skills is also a complete douche.

There are many wonderful Finns. Olli Maatta. Esa Tikannen. Teemu Selanne. Saku Koivu. The Other Koivu. Jarri Kurri. All with wonderful names that I’m probably spelling wrong.

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

If you are insulted that a restaurant is sending a confirmation text or phone number to verify an appointment, then you have a lot more problems to worry about than having a dinner reservation cancelled because you couldnt take the 5 seconds to text yes

you deserve to have your reservation cancelled. 

The Chick-Fil-A in my area gives away little packets of Texas Pete hot sauce & I always make sure to get extra, it is a damn quality hot sauce, very spicy & flavorful 

I usually take home specific sauces. All the local Chickfilas in my area for instance, only give you a specified amount and ask you to return unused sauce. I just take them home instead. That’s a little easier since it’s fast food. I don’t think I’ve ever taken anything from a sit down restaurant.

Is that a derivation of Keats?

I operate under: “fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” 

Thanks for that info.

I’m thinking that the mental issues this letter writer mentioned make social interactions difficult and they were looking for a nonverbal way to say thank you. 

Her point: This is the way things are, but I believe they should change.

BECAUSE ANYONE WEARING HEADPHONES OR TALKING ON A CELL PHONE  never does it at conversational levels. IT’S LIKE THEY’RE TALKING IN ALL CAPS WHICH IS ANNOYING AS HELL, rather than using a conversational volume.  And because bars are places you go to talk to others or to hear music, and NOT TO HEAR ONE-SIDED…

What makes Marchand annoying is he’s a REALLY good player, but can’t get rid of the “other” stuff.  He plays excellent hockey in all aspects (5 on 5, Power Play, Penalty Kill), but his reputation is rightfully tarnished by the crap he pulls. 

Mentioning Jacoby Ellsbury and Troy Tulowitzki are injured is akin to noting JFK and Napoleon are dead.

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

Barry Bonds once threw a heckling toddler into the sun. I’ll allow you to draw your own conclusions.