You are hilarious, and I envy you.

i could write at least 10 dumb comments in that time, or jerk off twice.

Well he still didn’t give them nearly as much as he would have if he had bought the used copy. Also I an sympathize with the desire to catch it “red-handed,” so to speak.

you really showed them by still giving them your money.

Amazon or Best Buy will take your business without all that bullshit, my dude.

I had Gamestop do this to me with Yakuza 0. They said they had none in stock. So I stayed in the store, submitted an online order for in-store pickup for the game. And then I watched the employee pull the game out of the cabinet, do whatever they do in their system to alert me that the game is ready for pickup. And…

Yes.

Soon.