Written in reply to a Lifehacker article; a site with the arguable single purpose of telling readers how to do things.

I don’t really have “Donald Trump is president” moments anymore. I mean, I kind of do, but now they manifest themselves as “tens of millions of Americans supported and continue to support Donald Trump as president” moments.

OK, brand matters there. We have a greyhound and she is useless as a crumb vacuum.

One of the most relaxing trips I've been on. The weather was great (there was even a lightning storm), everything went fairly smoothly, we had great accommodations, the food and company were excellent, and best of all tour buses couldn't fit on the narrow town roads so there were hardly any tourists!

Except that for most of us, it doesn't ~work~ that way.

"using exactly the methods that car thieves use,"
Yeah no. car thieves don't really own tow trucks and/or rollbacks. They don't use the same methods at all.