She's wearing a couture gown almost weekly. $400K isn't even close to enough money to pay for what she wears. They are given to her as gifts.

If I were a designer, I would be beyond stoked to see the first lady wearing my designs. Holy free advertising. I'd give her dresses for free.

Best first comment, ever.

I drew a face on my mother's diaphragm - I found it in my parents' bathroom and thought it would be cute to draw a face on it.

And coffee was just coffee - no need for words like 'cappuccino', 'machiatto', 'latte', etc

"Hamburger" is a german loan word. "Aficionado" is spanish. "Restaurant" is french. Almost all languages have loanwords. If you could only use words with an english etymology, it would be a very boring spelling bee

young. Baby I remember coffee coming from a machine for a dime. PLAIN.

I have never had that word before . I have never eaten at a Brazilian restaurant. Sorry for being a hamburger aficionado . I saw the movie about the little blk girl studing for the national spelling bee. ( Forgot the name) . The process lots hard.

Sources inside the Spelling Bee reveal the full example sentence: "Tabitha discovered that while her Milkshake brought all the boys the the yard, it was her BRAGGADOCIO that made her claim 'Damn right, it's better than yaws'"

I would bet it would be something like, "while her milkshake brought all the boys to her yard, her feijoada was a significantly less effective metaphor for her sex appeal."

I'm vegan and most meat dishes don't do it for me anymore, but this looks amazing!

These are the kinds of adults that Roald Dahl wrote about: humorless bridge trolls.

Way to be a buzzkill, lady. I mean, come on - if you don't like fun, why sign up to be a part of the Scripps National Spelling Bee?

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

Argh I'm so fucking sick of this idea that women shouldn't be taking responsibility for their own safety because in a perfect world they wouldn't have to. Living in a fantasy world won't keep you safe! Predators are out there, and they will continue to be out there. You can't just sit around waiting for society to…

Shoulda used these on that asshole "prankster"...

that kitten had that human trained in record time!