Kym Worthy is no joke she has a high conviction rate and is very thorough and he will still have to deal a jury....

Another one of those is 'Hortense'. My sister's friend is named Hortense, and it sounds lovely in French but in English? WHORE-TENSE.

True, and yet white ppl can be named after fruit or plants and it's somehow hip.

So is my husband. And he was also embarassed.

Agreed. "Star Academy" has ruined "Jennifer" for all time.

Well some people are snobby assholes

You don't have ANY idea of France, French or where names come from, right? Because Emma has been a French name for over a 1000 years. As proven by Emma of France, daughter of the French king Robert I, who died in 934. Actually, Emma as a name was first introduced to the English speaking world by Emma of Normandy,…

I'd say more like Zhad. If you think of like how you pronounce "Javert" from Les Mis, just add a "D" sound the end of of that "Ja".

Whoa! That is a criminal amount of photoshop!

That title is so stilted I keep rereading it expecting it to be a palindrome. But it's not. She should call her next album: "Ha. I Ram Mariah"

This can translated as "Actually, Nancy, we dont give a shit."

I'm the opposite of famous but I'm pretty sure I have the same amount of "fans" as lil' Kim does. :|

Nobody taught me how to suck dick, I taught myself!

Lil' Kim or the show?

Optimistic thought: this is an argument that true altruism exists.

I love it when you call me Dick Popper. Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player.

I feel really embarrassed for their preteen son, Woody.

Ask the men in charge. Women who shave their heads in the military get disciplined.

A lot of online bloggers like Jared and Dlisted say really mean things about Diaz, calling her old and ugly which makes no sense because she is beautiful and aging naturally. If she was botoxed then they'd insult her like they insult Kidman.

Annnd now you made me google Theron which reveals she's been dating Sean Penn for four months. That makes me so sad. Less because of the 15 year age difference and more because the whole horrible-person-who-tied-Madonna-to-a-chair-and-beat-her thing, but seriously—they do NOT make a cute couple.