Maybe I should look that up.

Coffee is for closers.

So how is this singing contest different from the others?  We are talking about degrees of humiliation and degradation.

He’d have made a typically handsome SS officer but we know the Nazis treated the non-ambulatory like vermin.

Watch the Breakfast Club dance tribute video and see if the needle moves for you.  It moved mine.

I keep my socks on around others because my feet do appear dreadful, just as you described. Then again, it’s been getting worse faster since I turned sixty.

I didn’t know I was waiting for someone to point that out, but, wow.  Cue the final Jeopardy theme.

And who doesn’t relish a chance to see Maura Tierney in a theatrical picture?

Just about everyone who worked on that picture is long dead.  And the Academy that so voted.

The final season was its apotheosis. Peak character comedy writing. Captain Darling resenting being called by just his last name had so many spectacular iterations, I laughed uncontrollably at each one.  We are talking about Black Adder IV, right?

Did they finally change their name from the Department Of Redundancy Department?

It can be not your brand and still happen. All. The. Time.

It’s a figure of speech, unless you’re saying she’s a miner.

Too meticulously calculated to be sincere? Or too meticulously calculated to be good manners?

With you.

I lasted forty seconds with that pink Beyonce video.  People like that. 

I met so many Texans who averred that Charley Pride was one of your good ones.

That’s Motion Picture Academy thinkin’.

You made up that last bit.  (They don’t know you.)

But he started doing all his line readings just like William Shatner.