This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Wow! A hockey player made a teen girl cry and it wasn’t rape-related. Incredible.

We may come from around the world, but we are also very much alike.

Ever driven past a National Guard armory?