So say we all.

Fingers crossed there'll be a full trilogy about him writing 'The Hobbit.'

If them graboids don't kill him I will.

The book really delved into that stuff on a much more psychological level. I thought the movie's treatment was an MST3K-style "Watch out for snakes!"

The only non-terrifying elements of the book were the fire stuff. So naturally, the 1984 movie was all, "Got it — fire stuff only!"

Parallel thought at best. Would be nuts for a staff writer making a few thousand dollars a week to risk their image and career by cribbing material they'd immediately get called out on.

And understood it way more.

Something tells me Tupac already has a song recorded for just such an occasion.

Dear God, I've been living a vocabulary lie all these years. *Deletes word, walks into traffic.*

'Where Boys Fear To Tread' is such a cool badass song that it'll steal your girlfriend and you'll still send it a birthday card.

Indeed. 'Silverfuck'? 'Geek U.S.A.?' Insane stuff.