Or just stop caring what random people think of you, especially since you likely won’t ever talk to/see them again.

And no, they’re not necessarily still going to taste as good, unless you’re cooking them sous-vide or are some sort of chicken breast wizard. Doing this results in a more tender, evenly-cooked, evenly-seasoned piece of meat.

Calories are what counts in the end, shocking nobody.

1) buy stupidly expensive cat toy