Who are the starting 5 on the deadspin basketball team and what positions do they play?

Is there a limit to how big you can be though because the horse still has to support you? I’m very unfamiliar with horses

If jousting were an olympic sport what countries would clean up? Alternately, would big muscley people be the best or lithe athletes who could effectively dodge?

This is a question for the non-Drew members of the staff: how many items does Drew actually have in his cargo shorts? Enough to warrant their use?

But everyone’d be throwing up the first few miles so you could pull out a lead. Plus you’re like the authority on moto-doping around these parts right?

Not road race?

Is it just me or is going to a minor league baseball game more fun than going to the majors? The beer is cheaper and you’re closer to the field to better facilitate moundball.

Reds apple ale?