Artist rendition of the final model after Accounting gets finished with it

Always a pants truther.

Clean hit, and certainly not an elbow. Didn’t launch himself. Hit him shoulder to shoulder. Was already going for the hit while Orpik still had the puck and contact made a split second after the shot. Looked worse than it was because of the careening into the boards, but guys shouldn’t have to fight in response to…

He was definitely asking Blank about Megatron’s Butthole, how it worked, and if there was a model he could put his dick into.

“And then I said, ‘The Lady IS a Tramp!’ HAHA! Eh, eh! You get it.”
“For the last fucking time, I’m not Tony Bennett.”

“since you won more quarters doesn’t that count as winning the electoral game? That’s better than the popular game.”

the right ‘wing’ has a fuel gauge, fuel range, outside temp, and your cruise control set speed.

So it would seem that to stray away from head gasket issues, remove any engine component with “EJ” in its part#.

Among historians of Europe at a certain time (and perhaps even now for all I know) it was fashionable to refer to the time period between the French Revolution and World War I as “the long nineteenth century.”

And yet Clay Travis and people of his ilk and his followers will blame the drop in ratings on the players’ kneeling, which brings me to this...

Thanks 2017. You may be gone but you left us the gift of possibly one of the worst postseasons ever.

Definitely the game we deserved

it was not the game we needed but probably the game we deserved

I may not be the smartest man around, but even I know enough not to go to a racing website if I want to watch the race later. Idiota.

There are some scientists that view viruses as animals. Therefore the Subaru STI could be added to this list.

HORSE SNAKE PLANE