He’ll answer to either now.

Blake Bortles and Blaine Gabbert. Rearrange them any way you like—Bortles Gabbert, Blake Blaine, Blake Gabbert, Bortles Blaine, Gabbert Blake, Blaine Bortles, Gabbert Bortles, Blaine Blake, Bortles Blake, Gabbert Blaine. In the end, it’s still Whogivesafuck? for “same guy”.

Jesus Christ. Do none of these guys think, “Fuck, he’s flying through the air, I should pull up and just tackle the guy so I don’t murder him?”

Urban Meyer was so concerned by the injury that he started the player anyway.

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

This side eyeing little shit is Charles

Took that brutal injury and still wrote the article about it. You are a true company man. Da real MVP.

Glad to see my favorite driver “anyone but Kyle Busch” win the Championship.

+1 disastrous election cycle

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Depends... Chargers fans might see it as hap-pee

More like he’ll need Poise because he just wet the bed.

But Lauren, you’re forgetting his POISE! You can’t teach 6'2" and POISE! That boy is POISE-on!

That’s horrible.

We’ve got Jerry Jones, Roger Goodell, NFL Owners, Papa John, and Donald Trump all involved in this nonsense.

Are there any another awful, old white men out there to become involved?

Is this going to connect to Donald Sterling somehow? Silvio Berlusconi?

Who needs football when you have the NFL.

I can’t disagree with this take strongly enough. As long as Keenum is playing capably and the Vikings are winning, you can’t risk cratering the season by going back to a guy who hasn’t taken a meaningful snap in almost two full years. If Bradford hadn’t gotten hurt and was putting up the exact same numbers and W-L…

Thielen turns DB around and uses great feet to save QB

You in the DMV? Imma need to meet your family that is producing all these men looking like Collin Kaepernick.

You got an uncle that looks like Collin?