“you look like you’ve fallen over in the playground”

Still a better win than this guy.

This report only mentions half the stuff that actually went down in this race!

In that Tony Kornheiser is distracted by my form-fitting wardrobe?

Right? this confused the living shit out of me a for a while.

And you don’t need to whine about it, but here we are anyway.

Yo Tim, you’ve got video from two different crashes up there. Not two views of the same one.

It’s clear that the defense only called one witness because their client is Bill Cosby. That such a fucking despicable strategy could actually work makes me sick to my stomach.

Counterpoint:

Now, would you classify these guys as jamokes? Or jabronis?

I’m going to concur with the “this is not good at all” prognosis.

Yeaaaaaaaa-OOOH!

It’s painful watching all of that vertical video

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

Bernie?

I wouldn’t say I’m enjoying it Tim.

sweet Joseph what is that

“Don’t mind if I do....”

I decline. You monster.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats