Those numbers really perfectly illustrate the fact that these guys show about as much respect for tax dollars as they do for toilet paper. $2.5 billion in losses from the last shutdown... and they are going to do it again over $500 million of funding that is only loosely tied to the issue they are up in arms about.

I see you left out “Go through their pockets for valuables.”

I never thought I would say this tbh, but that is a major disservice to Justin Bieber. I mean, I am as grossed out by Justin Bieber’s existence as the next person, but at least he isn’t, you know, fucking evil.

Is this guy wearing sunglasses indoors standing in front of a flat screen TV playing an actual Flo-Rida music video? So much douche bag going on in this article I can’t take it.

I’ll agree with Matt Damon. You want the best director for the job.

This game sounds a lot like Anarchy Online.

I’m just grateful she’s not Reclaiming Her Sexuality after being raped, which is what I was expecting the reason to be, honestly.

I wish Kojima just said “because I want to dress her that way.” It seems like a more honest and less eye-roll worthy reason.

Wait... so did anyone have this same thing on AOL Parental Controls back in the day?? Because this is exactly what they offered and it was awful. My mom would grill me on every website I visited because it told her, it would block certain ones for no reason really (like Google), it would tell her even which friends I…

I think this just goes too far. If my parents knew about half the things I looked up as a teen they would think they were failures as parents. Kids need to be able to learn without parents peering over their shoulders 24/7.

Tl;dr Stop doing that you idiot.

I can definitely attest to this, as an adult woman who has played video games since I was kid. I never EVER use a mic unless my husband is in my chat party or I already know the person. I don’t get nearly as much of the “She can’t play, she’s a girl” or the “Ohh sweet a girl. You got pics? I wanna see ya naked, babe.…

Everyone isn’t trying to trip me, Women most definitely try to trip men up like this though.

Maybe YOU don’t do this, but it’s happened to me many times.

I’ve learned, If a girl I’m dating asks me a question about another girl’s looks I just say “Nope!”

They’re usually confused at first, and as they try to ask what I mean or rephrase the question so I answer, I just keep saying “Nope!” “Nope!”

This won’t stop them from trying to trip you up, but stay strong.

Pro-Tip:

Never be honest with your wife/gf if she asks you any questions about other women.

Basically, he has grown up.

It’s not even the same game anymore.

What’s wrong with water? I’m seriously asking. You need to drink lots of water. No, juice and soda don’t count as water. Guaranteed you’d lose weight if you start only drinking water (black coffee is also ok, it barely has any calories).

You’re a colossal dick. But you knew that already.

How about you just don’t constantly shove food into your face? Don’t eat for entertainment, eat for fuel.