A car is like a skateboard. If you don’t have any scuff mark on it, it means you’re a poser.

I’d say a Volvo 240 station wagon, since I bought mine for 800€ 4 years ago and never had to change anything on it since then. I bought it @ 340 000km , she’s now around 400 000km (odometer is broken, only thing not working haha)