If you want a symbol of how far the AV Club has fallen, this series of posts providing 100% uncritical advertising for an awful-looking show is a good place to start. Did they write the text for you too?

“Nasim Pedrad’s new TBS comedy Chad is a delightful cringe-fest. Pedrad, who developed and wrote the series, stars as a 14-year-old Iranian American boy named Chad Amani.”

I’m cringing already. When does the delightful part happen?

It’s Jeff Vader, but he didn’t want his name to appear

That Hughes comment on The Good Place, which misses the point completely in its rush to be snarky, is a good embodiment of the garbage fire the AV Club has become in the venture capital era.

They should pull a Picard and make it an incoherent grimdark betrayal of everything good about the original, with the unnecessary death of a beloved character and also several secret societies of hot Romulans.

I believe the missing clause that unlocks this sentence is “daughter of Andy Serkis”

Not a double reverse, and definitely not a triple reverse as the announcer calls it. Calling it a triple reverse implies that handing off to the running back is a reverse, and that pitching to a stationary quarterback who passes the ball is also a reverse.

Good to see Pope Thrower’s son doing well.

There really should be an LOLKNICKS tag on this.

Yeah, having to deal with Adam Eaton sounds awful.

Your article was poorly considered and argued at the time, and ultimately is one of the worst things you’ve written for this site. At some point, you ought to own it.

If it turns out to be bad, it just means Golden State will sign him to a one-year, below-market prove-it contract for the 2020-21 season.

Probably not. The artificial name change is a bigger deal in this context anyway. 

“JaVale McGee shows signs of having had his brain scrambled by an egg mixer.”

Admittedly, “Nebraska Dude Egregiously Flops, Tries To Trip Maryland’s Bruno Fernando, Deservedly Gets Stomped” doesn’t have great flow, but it’s still better than your headline.

Unfortunate helmet-strap placement.