Not in Kansas City.

I paid $650 for a 1987 fully-loaded Saab 9000 in the same general part of the country 10+ years ago.

Actually, if you have a twisted sense of humor, God (slash “evolution”) proves that concurrency works, you just need to let the process simmer for a few million years and don’t lose any sleep when a few side-projects go extinct along the way.

I know this makes me sound like a grumpy old man, but I miss the days when there were only 150 pokémon.

“Throwback Thursday,” or a day to relive—and revel in—past events of particular shame and/or glory. I’m pretty sure every day is TBT for Chris Cook.

I will keep pretending it was the National Enquirer story, just because that is funnier to me.

It’s “attempted indecent exposure” if you were hoping someone would see it but no one did. It’s not a crime if no one sees it and you (or, um, your “friend”) wasn’t somewhere that people could have seen it.

He’s 19, so presumably the youngest he could have been when the photo was taken was 18.

Whatever that was, it doesn’t show up any more.

As a “booster” for my alma mater, I fully agree the school should get the banhammer over this. However, the players also have the rules practically tattooed on their foreheads, so if he sends that kind of text to his coach he knows he is in the wrong before he ever hits the “send” button. He should also be punished…

Seeing as how the video and screenshot were uploaded by someone who had access to his phone previously (to get the video and screenshots), calling this “hacking” isn’t quite accurate.

The president is defs a Hufflepuff. No, wait - Sanders is a Hufflepuff, BHO is a Ravenclaw, Hils is a Slytherin, and Michelle is Gryffindor. Got it.

From a humanitarian perspective? Not really. From a “follow the fucking rules, jackass” perspective? That’s another story.

When did the FireTV remote get so big? Even the bottom-shelf version is about twice the size of the remote that came with my stick last year.

When did the FireTV remote get so big? Even the bottom-shelf version is about twice the size of the remote that came…

Someone with poor grammar:

And also you are paying taxes, mortgage interest, and maintenance costs: they’re built into your rent.

So you’re admitting your brain is the size of a walnut and human speech is impossible for you to comprehend?

Sure it is, unless you have the decency to be consistent and tell that child it was conceived as a saavy business move.

So the child is, what?

Why? Children need to learn healthy ways to express themselves. Hiding things from them isn’t healthy.